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Post by lichlord on Mar 30, 2017 23:56:20 GMT
And finally Phoenix was brought in after his match, and he sees both Kenny Tombstone and Joel Mcintosh sitting in chairs, talking and look up as you come in. Both the commentators are doing this? How odd.
They ask you to have a seat.
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Post by onidrill on Apr 17, 2017 6:47:41 GMT
Phoenix plops down into his seat, lounging in with one arm leaned over the back.
"What's going on, fellahs? Caught the match? Or do the both of you have more important things going on around here? "
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Post by lichlord on Apr 18, 2017 2:19:52 GMT
Kenny: " 'I' did, but I think Joel missed it."
Joel sighs heavily, as if this is something he always has to deal with.
Kenny: "But yes, I had caught your test match, Phoenix. I watched it before you were brought in here. Good stuff sir. And please excuse Joel, he's so unprofessional sometimes."
Joel looks at him surprised.
Joel: "Me? Do you hear yourself sometimes? Anyway, how are you adjusting to the Federation so far, Phoenix?"
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Post by onidrill on Apr 20, 2017 8:55:01 GMT
"You good ladies and gentlemen put food on my table for beating people up and taking a whooping in turn. Good food, too, or so I hear. Lost my last job 'cause I couldn't keep my hands off my co-workers any more, and now that's the whole spiel here." He spread his arms and grinned a toothy grin.
"It's pretty alright so far."
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Post by lichlord on Apr 21, 2017 3:15:52 GMT
Kenny: "Sounds like a man I wanna watch."
Joel: "I think a lot of the fans will agree. So Phoenix, you must have seen all the other in your group in action. In just a few hours you'll be going up against them in a Fatal Five-Way for a championship opportunity. What do you think of the rest of them, Phoenix?"
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Post by onidrill on Apr 21, 2017 8:37:36 GMT
"There are some characters around here, for sure. Some of em even look like they know how to throw down. But that's only... what... half of it, here? You're looking for people that know how to throw down and how make it look good the whole time, right?" he shook his head, eyes closed.
"I got 'em one way or another, regardless. Haven't met a person who can put the fear of God into me, yet."
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Post by lichlord on Apr 21, 2017 17:29:55 GMT
Kenny: "Yeah Joel! He's perfectly capable of handling them and doesn't need your badgering questions."
Joel sighs but continues.
Joel: "Kenny, you do remember this is an interview, right? Anyway Phoenix, if you do say you can make it look good in the ring, how would you describe your fighting style?"
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Post by onidrill on Apr 21, 2017 17:44:12 GMT
"You've seen those luchadores flipping around like it's the goddamn circus, right? Flying off the top of the ropes and twisting and turning in the air? That's me. And I've got the pyrotechnics to really make the show come to life right here." He raised his left hand, and fire rose from it harmlessly. Well. Mostly harmlessly. He squished out the flames licking at the cuffs of his suit, and tiny scorches on the edge of the fabric was visible when he pulled his other hand away.
"Save you good people some money."
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Post by lichlord on Apr 22, 2017 4:01:19 GMT
Joel: "Yeah I think setting fire to the interview trailer would be a bit bad, I think..."
Kenny holds up a hand in front of Joel and points to Joel with the view blocked, while mouthing 'Him first'.
Joel: "And on that note, I think we've got enough. Thank you, and everyone, that was Phoenix!"
The cameras are cut and you are led back to the others.
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